So, my belly is getting bigger and I realized it's time to get something to wear other than my 3 elastic band skirts that I wear everyday. I headed on over to Old Navy to get me some cheap fashion and what do I see? A whole wall selection of maternity shorts and pants! Sweet - they had the look of style, BUT a big 2 inch elastic-looking band around the top. No problem, a long T-shirt could hide that.
But wait....they weren't stretchy. As my hands pulled at the top, they did not give. THEY WEREN'T maternity! What? What? What? Ugly maternity pants are now in fashion?!?!?
Does that mean my ever expanding waist and thighs are cool, too?